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Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Some Funny Riddles

Q: Which ‘BUS’ could cross the ocean?
hangi otobüs okyanusu geçebilir?
A: Columbus!
Kristof Kolum- BUS

Q: What flowers have two lips?
Hangi çiçeklerin iki dudağı vardır?
A: Tulips
Two - lips (tulip=lale)

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Nasrettin Hoca

Once upon a time Nasrettin Hoca went to the lake side and he was carrying a yogurt cap and he was eating the yogurt and someone from the village asking:
-What are you doing hoca ?
Hoca : I am (mayaliying) the lake
And the villige guy said:
-Hoca cmonn what are you doing there ? You cannot maya the lake.
And Hoca suprised. Hoca turns him and smiles and says:
-What if it happens ?

 
Internet Sayings(funny)...

1. Home is where you hang your [at] .

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

10. The modem is the message.

11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

13. A chat has nine lives.

14. Don't byte off more than you can view.

15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

16. What boots up must come down.

17. Windows will never cease.

18. Virtual reality is its own reward.

19. Modulation in all things.

20. There's no place like Welcome to Talebedunyasi.com

21. Know what to expect before you connect.

23. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

24.Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day: teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you

 
The Chemist

The Chemist

Chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.
"You idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too scared to cough".

 
Some Jokes For You

Enjoy

Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?

Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.

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Turtles At A Picnic

Turtles At A Picnic

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.

By the time they do arrive, everyone's whipped and hungry. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and realizes that they forgot to bring a bottle opener. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.

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The Patient Husband

"Darling," Jean greeted her husband Jack, "I have something to confess you."
"Nothing serious I hope," answered Jack."
"Since you're so cool, calm, and collected - I'll tell you before dinner."
"Out with it," said Jack getting a bit uneasy.
"Promise me you won't be angry."
"I promise."
"You won't lose your temper?"
"No!"
"I had a little mishap with the new car."
"Is that all?"
"I flooded the engine and it won't start."
"That's not so terrible. I'll call the autoclub. By the way, where did you flood the engine?"
"At the bottom of Falcon Lake."

 
If You Love Someone...

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


The New Versions...

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Be Careful What You Wish For..:D

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

A Couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,
"Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety..

 


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